Bring back README.md

I'm wrong. I should have done NOTHING than adding the translation.

README.md

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+# No Code
+
+No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
+
+## Getting Started
+
+Start by not writing any code.
+
+```
+
+```
+
+This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too:
+
+```
+
+```
+
+The possibilities are endless.
+
+### Building the Application
+
+Now that you have not done anything it's time to build your application:
+
+```
+
+```
+
+Yep. That's it. You should see the following output:
+
+```
+
+```
+
+### Deploying
+
+While you still have not done anything it's time to deploy your application. By running the following command you can deploy your application absolutely nowhere.
+
+```
+
+```
+
+It's that simple. And when it comes time to scale the application, all you have to do is:
+
+```
+
+```
+
+I know right?
+
+## Contributing
+
+You don't.