diff --git a/CONTRIBUTING.md b/CONTRIBUTING.md deleted file mode 100644 index 2c020e8..0000000 --- a/CONTRIBUTING.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1 +0,0 @@ -All changes are welcome as long as no code is involved. If you run into any bugs, please file an issue and explain how that was even possible. diff --git a/README.md b/README.md deleted file mode 100644 index 6d94db2..0000000 --- a/README.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,53 +0,0 @@ -# No Code - -No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. - -## Getting Started - -Start by not writing any code. - -``` - -``` - -This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: - -``` - -``` - -The possibilities are endless. - -### Building the Application - -Now that you have not done anything it's time to build your application: - -``` - -``` - -Yep. That's it. You should see the following output: - -``` - -``` - -### Deploying - -While you still have not done anything it's time to deploy your application. By running the following command you can deploy your application absolutely nowhere. - -``` - -``` - -It's that simple. And when it comes time to scale the application, all you have to do is: - -``` - -``` - -I know right? - -## Contributing - -You don't. diff --git a/STYLE.md b/STYLE.md deleted file mode 100644 index 4a4d5c2..0000000 --- a/STYLE.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,43 +0,0 @@ -# No Code Style Guide - -All no code programs are the same, regardless of use case, any code you write is a liability. - -## File Extensions - -No code is not stored in files, but if you must, use the `.no` file extension. - -``` -main.no -``` - -## Linters - -There is only one way to write no code and the `du` command can help you identify any issues. - -``` -du -h main.no -``` - -``` -0 main.no -``` - -> The only valid code is no code. - -## Code Reviews - -The no code community has adopted the following conventions when reviewing code changes: - -When the change contains no code additions or modifications: - -``` -LGTM # Looks Good To Me -``` - -When the change includes code additions or modifications: - -``` -CIAL # Code Is A Liability -``` - -> Change requests that fall into this category should be rejected immediately.