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+# Security Policy
+
+## Supported Versions
+
+All versions are supported. No-code is perpetually up-to-date.
+
+## Reporting a Vulnerability
+
+No-code = No vulnerabilities.
+
+Should you discover a vulnerability in no-code, take immediate action by doing absolutely nothing.
+Please write an ultra-detailed log of the issue, ensuring that the file size does not exceed 0 bytes, then send it to dev/null
+
+Thank you for your cooperation.